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oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

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johnthemod1:

THEY FUCKING WENT THERE.

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New drinking game.

theprettylittlezombies:

1. Pull up the “tattoos” page on Pinterest.

2. Take a shot for every infinity sign, feather, or dream catcher tattoo you see.

3. Die of alcohol poisoning.

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Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via southerngreekgirl)

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My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love.

Put a percent in my ask box.

0% Walking to my toilet, brb.

15% Uh.

30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.

45% Awh.

50% Small crush, nbd.

65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.

80% I really want to talk to you…

95% Me, you, bed.

100% Will you be mine?

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celestial-sexhair:

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cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

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