you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
1. Pull up the “tattoos” page on Pinterest.
2. Take a shot for every infinity sign, feather, or dream catcher tattoo you see.
3. Die of alcohol poisoning.
My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love.
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop
I’m doing it
running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more
bottom of marshmallow is warm
the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it
the chocolate is melting
i touched it and that happened
We did it kids
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